Confession: I'm dirty.
Well, to most of you, that's not really a confession. You already knew that. ;) What I'm really trying to say is...
Confession: I'm messy.
That's right, I have so much clutter it could choke a cow. See below.
Penance: Clean it up.
That's right, it is time to cleanse my home, work, car and self. I'll let you know how it goes.